World's worst Haikus

The first one has five
Then the second has seven
Syllables that is.

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I can't do Haikus
Are they not supposed to rhyme?
can't think of ending

Milk, eggs and porridge
Don't get any orange juice
got some already

The quicker red fox
jumps over the lazy brown
boa-constrictor

My love for you is...
like a cardiac arrest
You taste like copper