As I have not added any superheroes on this page for awhile, I thought I’d blitz it and add as many poorly thought through characters as possible. Thanks to pops for some of these suggestions:
Captain Interesting - with the power of keeping people amused with small talk for several minutes.
Wonder girl - The ability to wonder about things.
Spider solitaire man - Can complete any game of spider solitaire in just 5 or less.
A-road boy - Can harness the power of A roads to drive to locations without the use of a motorway
Slough woman - Can harness the secret necromancing powers of the city of
Emo-kid - Can drag everyone around him down in to a pit of apathy and mild depression by constantly reminding everyone that we're all worthless ants.
The chav hive - A powerful hive mind that can harness chavs and place them into a zombie like state to do its bidding (which normally involves hanging outside of alldays and bothering people).
Boy Racer boy - has the power to speed but only if being followed by a police Car through reading being filmed for the next series of Police Camera action
Side kick man – who every week has a new but usless sidekick
Powerpoint Man – who puts people to sleep with excessively long and pointless power point presentations, (normally found in Microsoft)